If you put root beer in a square glass, do you get beer?

\(1.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*\sqrt{beer}\)

is a root beer float, no?

and, does

sqrt(-1), 2³, Σ, π

mean I ate sum pie?

LOL!!!!!

Mathematically, we have

 (√beer)²   =   beer

Well, I had a plan to respond, but then this happened:

My plans were foiled...

they won't allow root beer in square glasses at math parties though, because you can't drink and derive.

\((\sqrt{(-it))^2}\)

It just got real!

does sin(gerine)/cos(gerine) equal tangerine?

did you know three out of two people have trouble with fractions?

I'll continue these awesome math jokes that require algebra, geometry, calculus, and so on, but graphing is where I draw the line!

ZZZZZZ, I have something to tell you; it's a secret:

\(9x-7i>3(3x-7u)\)

Alright, I'll solve it!

\(9x-7i>9x-21u\)

\(-7i>-21u\)

\(i <3 u\)

i <3 u! I have proof!

an opinion without 3.14159265358979323 is just an onion

Dear Algebra,

       Stop asking us to find your x. She doesn't want to talk to you.

Uh oh! There's been a recent crime scene!

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, and 13 are the prime suspects!

I know how to delete the answers now!

why did the complex tree fall over?

because it had no real roots

if you had a pizza with depth a and radius z, to find the volume would you do pi*z*z*a?

if 666 is evil, would 25.8069 be the root of all evil?

why didn't sine cross the road?

cosecant

Parallel lines have so much in common that it is a shame that they will never meet!

:) :) :)

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