"dad theres a hole in my shoe"
"mine too its how i get my foot in"
Did you know that protons have mass? I didnt know they were catholic! (Catholic friend told me this joke so its ok)
a nuetron walked into a bar. The owner told the nuetron to get out. He didnt react. (Get it cause a neutron is nuetral so it doesnt react.
LOL this is kind of funny I am catholic to XD You should make an account XD