+445 Does anyone know some good math jokes? I have two finals tomorrow and two finals friday, and I need a good laugh.
+556 After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
+556 After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
+556 The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
+556 Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral.
+556 Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician?
A: Probably.
Yeah these are getting pretty bad. Vote xD
+556 Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
A: Because you should never drink and derive.
+556 I know a mathematician who could not afford to buy lunch. He could binomial.
