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Does anyone know some good math jokes? I have two finals tomorrow and two finals friday, and I need a good laugh.

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 Jan 18, 2017

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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

 Jan 18, 2017
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

arnolde1234 Jan 18, 2017
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The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

 Jan 18, 2017
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I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.

 Jan 18, 2017
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Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A: A roamin’ numeral.

 Jan 18, 2017
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Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician?

A: Probably.

 

Yeah these are getting pretty bad. Vote xD

 Jan 18, 2017
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Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

A: Because you should never drink and derive.

 Jan 18, 2017
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I know a mathematician who could not afford to buy lunch. He could binomial.

 Jan 18, 2017

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