Does thou want an acting career? Does thou want to be famous? Then message me and audition for being an actor in the Famed Royal Playhouse. Just audition with your favorite play line from any play. Come and be famous.
-Director Spawn of the Royal Playhouse.
Ah, I would love to, Director Spawn, but I have some more.... pressing matters to attend to.
Tiss alright rarin. You shall not be assigned a part if thou is not able
I would love to be an actor. Would that be magnifecent. Expressing emotion through true art.
Just message me with your favorite play line and from which play. Then Me and my associate will judge and cast the best in our up coming play.
Is there a specific genre?
THIS IS THEEAAATTTRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
That answer your question?
Who is your assistant? If you do not have one, I will be your assistant.
What about singing?
We could use singing in our musicals
I would love to, eh.
Thou speak'st aright;
I am that merry wanderer of the night.
I jest to Oberon and make him smile
When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
Neighing in likeness of a filly foal:
And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
In very likeness of a roasted crab,
And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale.
The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,
And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear
A merrier hour was never wasted there.
But, room, fairy! here comes Oberon.
-Puck, A Midsummer Night's Dream
That was just copy and paste....
I will contact you directly with the details.