ah yes the majestic banana. my family has been hunting these animals for generations. we go out and hunt them in the cold forests of canada. you have to be careful though because they spook easily. legends say if you spook a banana you will never see it again. they say that bananas can k**l a man by goring them. they are ancient creatures dating all the way back to the time of the wooly mammath. yes bananas are majestic yet deadly creatures.
+129852 I would suggest that you get in contact with one of our most (in)famous members, "Nauseated." He maintains a well-stocked cadre of "Primate Assistants" - thereby making him a somewhat noted expert on the banana and its proper classification. However, under certain medicated conditions that he sometimes experiences, whether or not he can actually distinguish a monkey from a banana could be debatable. Therefore......I urge caution in regards to any reply that you may - or, may not - recieve........
Are bananas an animal
