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Wow, I think I got up from bed faster than the forum right now...And I take forever to get out of bed. That's saying something. How about some stupid jokes?...

 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I'm a pile up.
I'm a pile up who?
...

 

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A Private Tutor!

 

Yeah, I'm bored...

 Feb 16, 2016
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It's obvious, those were the worst jokes I've ever had the misfortune to read...

Perhaps you should read a book? Or play a game?

 Feb 16, 2016
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. 
He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the heck was *that* all about?"

 

I have to do a research paper, but I've been working on it for an hour...I need a break.

 Feb 16, 2016

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