To: Mr. Andre Massow

Guest

This site is a city and a kingdom.

It have

A king that is Andre Massow aka Admin.

A queen that is Melody aka Gwenevere.

Guest

This site is a city and a kingdom.

It have

A king who is Andre Massow aka Admin.

A queen who is Melody aka Gwenevere.

A princess who is Kitty<3.

A knight who is Sir CPhill aka Sisyphus.

A engineer who is Alan who work for Rolls-Royce.

A funny troll who is Nauseated (and Lancelotlink) and many anon posts.

A doctor-surgeon who is Morgan Tud.

A ghost who is the Ghost of web2.0calc.

All of them except for the Ghost answer maths questions. 

This site also have ladies of the imperial court

Rosala, Rose98, BritneyJ, Eloise, Hayley, and others too. These ladies learn a lot of maths here.

Where there are ladies there will be gentlemen.

(Some are not gentlemen. Some are not ladies either hahaha)

They learn maths on here and maybe some manners too.

There is also

a court jester who is Zegreos, and maybe others.

a warmonger who is Titaniumrome

a reporter who is HeatherF

There many visitors who come and go as they please and the troll don’t collect his fare most of the time.

There are some here who use the sidewalk instead of the bathroom, but that is true in any city or kingdom. 

Andree Mossow put a lot of garbage cans on this site. It is the flag that say report this question or report this answer.   The king can impose martial law and stop all of that. Some cleaning up is good but if it is too strict then everyone will leave and there will be no more kingdom or city just another maths web site like a hundred others.   The cure will be worse than the disease.  Anyway, Mr. Mossow know what he want the site to be and he know how to fix it when it breaks too.

You end your post politely but I read on here where you scream at the degenerates and here you want to get the city fixed and cured. Ok that is good. There are a few members who should be banished. But your screaming about kids being kids is as bad as the foul posts which get blanked when a mod signs on. They not blind you know. I wish they would blank your posts too. Maybe they do I not check. If this site has degenerated it is because you are here. If you can’t stand this then go somewhere else. There are lots of sites you can answer questions and learn maths.

Dragonlance --A student and squire to Sir Cphill

Hi Guest and Dragonlance,

I invite everyone to express their views on this thread.   You are all the inhabitants of this forum. :)

Thanks for that great history lesson Dragonlance.  You must do a lot of homework and have a very good memory to remember all that.

Coldplay likes to troll through old posts too.  :D

You are right though, this forum is The Kingdom of Camelot and like any other city, all types live here and mostly that makes this place interesting and enjoyable. 

You have made me nostalgic Dragonlance,  I would like the Kingdom of Camelot returned to its former glory.  I miss the old characters that are rarely seen these days, like Chiurgeon Morgan Tud, Sisyphus and Morgan De Fay.   

Our guest is also partly right.  Like with all growing cities, laws and attitudes must be moulded to meet the ever changing needs of the population.

Guest I would like to hear your views on how Camelot should change.  

Not so much what you think Mr Massow shoud do, like Dragonlance said, he is the King and he will do it as he pleases.

BUT,  

How do you think that the moderators should behave differently.

What you like us to do differently.

I invite everyone to join this thread - that is if you have anything interesting of helpful to say.   :)

Dear Queen Quenivere,

      It would would give me the greatest of pleasure to call to your attention, that when I inquired as to when our lovely Queen would return to the eyes of the public, you asked me to keep the role play to a minimum. I see now that you are supporting dragonlance's post. Might I inquire as to why? But I complain too much, you did include my name in the response, and for that I am grateful. Camelot Shall Prevail!

                             Your Loyal Subject,

                                                  Coldplay

How do you think that the moderators should behave differently?

What you like us to do differently.

The other moderators are fine the way they are. However, for you, Melody, there is something I’d like you to do differently. I would like you to change the way you present my Valentine's greeting this year.    Last year’s Valentine was kind of “ho hum,” not much spirit. It was just plain, bland. It was so bland it didn’t even exist.

This year, I would like a post with heart-felt romance when you ask me to be your Valentine.   It doesn’t need to be too over-the-top, just give it more spirit and sincerity.  

Here’s an example:

To my dearest Nauseated, I beseech thee from the bottom of my heart to be my Valentine this year. Heart-felt pleas, with pretty please and sugars on top.    :)

You can use this or write your own. You have more than 3 weeks to compose a glorious Valentine greeting. That’s long enough to make it a spare time project.

Thank you for the invite. This should be helpful and I know it is interesting. 

I can't stop laughing!

My sides are hurting!

The mutt desires me, Headmistress of Web2 academy, sister to  Guinevere,  Queen of the Magical Realm of Camelot to anoint him with expressions of undying love !  

Hahahahaha......

If thee were not such a endearing cur I would banish thee to the ‘naughty corner’ for 20 necrons ! 

If the Queen knew of this she may very well have Sir CPhill string you up from the highest branch of the tallest tree.

However you are risible, rather like your master, Chiurgeon Morgan Tud, and you are are not a man but a dog that knows no better.  So I will send you off with a slap on the nose, a flea in your ear and your tail between your legs.  

Be off with you and do not return until you learn to be respectful !

Ms. Melody

Headmistress of Web2 academy.

To my dearest forum members,

Thy message board hath been transf'rm'd to one of a strange dialect, hon'rable Guest! May I inquire, hast thou rememb'r'd me hither? To all of our humble kingdom, thou art great! I oweth all to thou! Thou canst withstandeth the hardships of the trolls.

-Anonymous4338, student of the 2.0Calc forumM 

Alas anonymous4338, the Troll doth bring much hardship.  

He threw 2 of our most welcomed guests into the ravine last week.

He said their fresh bath scent was polluting the stench he works so hard to maintain.

Tis lucky you be a member, an anonymous member may be even less at risk.  Tell me 4338, since thee are anonymous why doth thou have a name ???  

Tis not of concern, we remember you with affection 4338.    

Indeed, I do, Queen of the Forum.

If thou wilt knoweth, knoweth it as Andrew...

but I shalt be known as Anonymous4338 in thy kingdom.

P.S. I doth try hard to...

Coldplay hath drawn my attention to this post.

Sorry to dissappoint Mistress Coldpay, as Head Mistress my time was much called upon.

The flea bitten cur will have to wait at least till the sun doth rotate about the Earth once again before he can be the H Mistress's valantine.  

In the mean time he could woo his chosen with flowers and chocolate and pre chewed bones. 

Just a thought Nauseated :)

Such a shame..... He seemed to rather be looking forward to it.....