I have never smelt dehydrated vomit, but I did burst out laughing when I read it. :D
Mmm, cat food is often fish and they love it but it does stink, I will give you that.
Cigars stink too. Mmm it is close....
Yes, Lancelot can be asocial but he isnot antisocial. He should return.
You know he is rather tricky getting a human to pay his travel expenses. :)
That is one smart chimp !
All those dogs, they are not your pets since you are a dog too. And cats and other animals too. WOW, you must never want for company :)