It is December right now, in Alaska, and there is NO SNOW. It all melted away. If THIS is not a sign of global warming, then I don’t know what is. -AK dude
In the old days we lowly humans appeased the global warming goddess by tossing virgins in volcanoes. We still have volcanoes, but 30 years ago virgins became so rare we can no longer have enough to appease the global warming goddess. That’s what happened on Venus.
What shall we do?
Hmm…
Maybe instead of appeasing the global warming goddess, we could invoke the/an ice god to counter all the warmth. I don't know how to invoke an ice god, but doing the rain dance in a walk-in freezer may do the trick. Or, I could just take fake snow and pretend to be cold. -AK dude
