Hi guys

Earned it by the weeknd 

Heyy!!

What u doing

working on finals, youuu?

Doing religious studies hwk, a math forum is totally going to help me

LOL!! XD

I am bored, keep me company😜

got it! :)

knock knock

Who's there?

interupting cow.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

;)

Haha, I've definitely not heard that joke before 

hehehehe

:)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!!

hahaha! 

:p

Yes but why did he run to the other side?

whyyy??

He was running away from KFC

LOOOl.

Any other jokes?

ive got some blonde jokes (:

Ok then

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"

LOL!

Haha

Why should you never breakup with a goalie?

^.-

Dunno, are u on computer or iPad?

because hes a keeper :)

computer :)

Loollll😱😱😱😱😱😱

What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? 

Errm, do you wanna go out?

Happy indapendence day!

LOL

Riiiight

Did yo get the interrupting cow joke from zoboomafoo? My 3yr old sister does that one everyday. I've only heard it on zoboomafoo.

Okay then, we have a party bomber

no, i got it from my friend XD.

I first heard it in a '300 jokes for boys'

Excuse ma asking a question...

next time y'all can put private conversation.

also I had to get Haley back for doing that to me once.

Hehe!! :)

Ommg!

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

You keep reusing the same jokes. You did that one earlier.

ive got a joke

" what boy wizard magically grows a beard each night?"

Wha??

The answer is Hairy Potter.

Harry Potters twice removed cousin, who is Santa?

I was close

Any more jokes anyone?

You're answer is funny.

 " why do monsters use mouthwash!"

sorry!! I'm back.. i was helping a friend

Cos the dentist told them to

Noooooooo

they like to gargoyle.

i gotta do school brb

What country do you live in?

You know our love would be tragic
So you don't pay it, don't pay it no mind
We live with no lies
Hey, hey
You're my favorite kind of night

So I love when you call unexpected
Cause I hate when the moment's expected
So I'ma care for you, you, you
I'ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah
Cause girl you're perfect
You're always worth it
And you deserve it

i need to here some cute jokes/comments/anything!

Back I had a stupid math test.

" Why did the sheep get pulled over by a state trooper?"

Let's do song lyrics, guess the title and artist

" why was the broom late?"

listening to to stitches like one of my fav songs ( I know that is irrelevant)

ohh, my favoritee!

Only thing that keeps me up when I'm feelin' down
I don't know about you but I gotta keep mines around cause
I done looked out and searched and it's hard to find another shorty like mine
baby yes I'm addicted to how we kick it everything you say to me
Never knew it could be so wicked hopin' that you stay wit me
search around the world but you will never find another shorty like mine
shorty like mine

;)

I love the way you move
Look at babygirl step, gotta be the dress
It fit her like a glove, cos girl theres something
Bout' you, I can't seem to take my eyes off
I think I just fell in love

:p

IDK

" I got my money let's spend it all. Go out and smash it like oh my god"