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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 Nov 3, 2014
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In response to your very, very interesting question I have a question for you. Can a woodchuck chuck wood? If he can then I assume he'd throw as much as he would like. If a woodchuck can not chuck wood this question, though still very interesting, would be a waste of time to ask. This question if a woodchuck really could chuck wood would still be a waste of time. Should it really matter how much wood a wood chuck would chuck? Does it really matter enough to watch and observe many woodchucks over a long period of time. If this is a pointless question why would anyone respond to this? Because it is pointless! Of course to a woodchuck this question would be on going in their head for eternity. Help the next woodchuck you find throw wood and count. Help him learn as you learn. After that share it so we all learn and he shall share it with his woodchuck friends. Then they'd tell the beavers. Beavers like to talk so they'd tell everyone. Soon the whole world will come together (including animals) and sing praise to God our Father to bless whoever found the answer to this question! I've told you this, now go find a woodchuck and name him cheeky. After that, help him find the answer to this question by doing exactly as I have told you. Soon you will be famous and probably turn into president for helping answer this nearly impossible answer. Thank you, that is all.

 Nov 3, 2014
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 Nov 3, 2014

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