what did the mango say to the peach?
Nothing. Fruits are inanimate objects, therefore, they cannot talk.
If anyone wants to post a joke here they can
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice
What do you call a group of disarrayed kittens?
A cat-astrophe
If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?
The Trump Card
Why did the turkey refuse to eat dessert?
He was stuffed.
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