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The Queen hath been awaken from Her Royal slumber.  

She sees the vermin Nauseated is still within the realm. 

Fetch the Good Doctor, the Queen needeth the physicians healing hands.

She also seeks his excessively ingratiating graces.

Go knave, search high and low and bring the physician upon this fair day !

A thought before you go, add some salt to this request - tell him there be 20 barrels of rum in the Royal cellar. 

His if he be here within the day.  And another barrel for you my knave - Bring forth Chiurgeon Morgan Tud !!

Guest: Melody’s comments are just obiter dictum. Nothing is intended to be a literal criticism. You are simply part of the game. Now if you post a math solution and demonstrate CDD then my trolling is serious business.

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There are many posts where Melody and I deliver witty repartee. Our best one hit critical mass and became thermonuclear.  I still have radiation burns. 

Dear Nausested,

       Why do you nauseate me so?

        Why do you always have a corky response to which I cannot reply?

 I know I'm bad at poetry but I thought I'd give it a try that is as far as I got. 

x+3=5

x=5-3
x=2

She has to be kindve older I'd think since she used to be a teacher or still is and no younger person is smart enough to answer all those questions?But she can't be that old cause I don't bore of listening to her. But I guess she can stay illusive if she wants its always fun to act mysteirious.

On this entire list of question they've all been asked by guests.

>No one really knows how old Melody is, but she use to have a tyrannosaurus rex as a pet.  

>This is impromptu trolling. We are professionals. Well I am, Melody is just a ranking amateur. 

How is it fair to say my judging skills suck? I just call it like I see it.

>It’s fair, because I call it like I see it. 

I liked her comment. What did yo want me to do lie p. I guess yo aren't gonna tell me your age?

I wish I had your imagination.☺️ I hav nil imagination. Unless inputs a fantasy land with the characters in my books.

Your judging skills were just fine until you gave Nauseated 5 more points!

You should be careful, you do not want to bring on the wraith of Queen Guinevere.

Now that Nauseated has admitted that life without her is not worth living !!

I think she may choose to return and she will want her subjects to see her power!

Nope. I write it yo do it.

Hahhahaha! That is so funny.😀

Some self important person once told me that like attracts like so it does not surprise me that when you move into the Queens bed you bring the other vermin with you.  I also know for a fact that the Queen never sleeps in the same bed 2 nights running.  For her majesty, a new night means a new bed and the vermin do not move in until the following day.  LOL

Her majesty never shares her bed with parasites!

How is it fair to say my judging skills suck? I just call it like I see it.😇

Is there something missing here???   Is the first exponent on a variable or an integer  ????

Don't worry nauseated I just bumped you up 5 points for that comment.😀 Keep up the good work.

How do y'all even come up with this stuff? Is it rehearsed? How old are you melody? Sometimes yo seem older sometimes yo seem younger.

It may be improper for a humanoid subject to address the queen in such a manner, but I am a troll with K-9 DNA. Remember the dogs of the royal house have free reign of the castle and lounge wherever they desire – including the royal bed.   BTW there are a lot of fleas there.  :)  

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Guest, your score-keeping sụcks!

Yes well, Nauseated sure needs a 'friend' of the female gender.

That is most probably his main problem.  

You see finding a mate makes a troll mellow and mellow trolls are not attractive to other trolls.

That is why the world is not over run with little trolls.  

It is quite sad really - a major genetic failing within the species.

Poor you it is so late over there it is 3:33 am Tuesday morning.

i wonder if nauseating has a friend under her bridge

It is Tuesday 8:20 pm in Sydney at the present time.  

We in Australia are in front of most of the World.  We are certainly infront of Nauseated's dank cave. He lives under a toll bridge you know.  There are many toll bridges on our little Jiang.  Yes, I know, trolls do not usually live in China but this is an international forum and we have multicultural trolls. They all live in dank, dark,  stinky places though.  That is how they like it best.  They usually only emerge to demand fees and reak havoc on unsuspecting travelers as the later attempt to cross the troll's ricketty bridge.  ://

Ye current scores are as follows

Melody:36

nauseating:19

Y'all are so funny!!!!!!!! Yo should start a talk show.😀 lol I would pay money to see that.

Well Nauseated I seem to have hit a raw nerve!

Were you adressing me or were you adressing the Queen?

If it be the Queen that you be addresssing than you take great liberties.

It is totally improper for the Queen to be address with such blatant familiarity!

And from a mere surf to.     Tut, tut, tut.....

What time is it in Sydney ( that is where yo said yo lived right) most people in my time are asleep. Unless there at a bar then they might be still awake.😀