I'm sure you'd regret that within seconds
LETS PLAY CHESS!!!-you guys say excitedly
sure, time to wreck you guys...AGAIN!-me
We don't remember when you beat us, whateves, our turn-you guys
(your action: your horse k**l one of my knights)
Okay, my turn-me
(my action: unleashes this YouTube video clip at full blast volume with the speakers facing your troops
video used: http://youtu.be/h_cXWuJ9v-Q)
all your chess dudes fall to the floor, surrendering to me
hah, I won!-me