"Is your mama a llama," I asked my friend Dave. "No, she is not," is the answer Dave gave. "She hangs by her feet, and she lives in a cave. I do not think that's how llamas behave." "Oh!", I said "You are right about that. I think your mama sounds more like a bat!"
Dave's mama is a bat. b-b-b-b-BURNT!
YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN!
-R