I don’t think Lancelot was too disappointed by his loss. On Election Day, he was distracted by a malfunctioning PORV (whatever that is) on a used, portable, nuclear reactor that he bought to power his banana and peanut processing plant. His board of directors made wagers on whether Lancelot or the reactor would melt down first.
To pay for the replacement parts, Lancelot sold “glow-in-the-dark bananas” and retooled the production line to make Manhattans. He called it “The Manhattan Project.” He also smuggled mangos across state boarders. The authorities caught him during his final run. Five weeks later, LL appended his mango-smuggling fiasco to a post about random probabilities of typing-monkeys.
http://web2.0calc.com/questions/infinite-monkey-theorem#r3
I think it’s impossible to keep a good chimp down.