Hi MysticalJaycat,
It seems that Toto the dog has pulled back the curtain and reviled the Troll’s secret Chimp identity. 
I volunteer at a nokill pet shelter and we are often asked what happens to the dogs and cats that are not adopted. Because of my mischievous troll chimp nature, I will sometimes say we donate them to food banks and homeless shelter kitchens to help feed people.
Most realize, as you did, that this is a jest or a joke and we all have a macabre laugh. Occasionally, one will freak-out, especially when I offer to place them on an email list for sampling when we donate them. One time I offered to sell a book of my favorite dog and cat recipes to a “woman of means.” She seemed interested, so I added that this week we had a special: with her purchase, she could have her pick of any two large breed dogs or four cats to test the recipes. She fainted. Oops! I quit doing that.
Anyway, I decided to tease (troll) you because I’ve read your posts and I know you are intelligent and have a sense of humor, and most importantly, you wouldn’t freak out.
To answer your latest question, yes, the dogs (and cats) are treated very well. We find forever homes for them very quickly. 
