I’m missing the link that frames the dialogue’s perspective.
Here’s the missing link: (We chimps are exceptional at finding missing links)
http://web2.0calc.com/questions/cphill-when-i-need-you-you-are-not-there-to-help-me#r8
Lancelot and I were going to append this dialogue to the post because of its double entendre humor, but our real world obligations delayed us until the post was too old and stale.