+2539 A monster! You say? Maybe something went wrong with my genetic enhancement. Maybe the Chimp Jekyll and Madame Hyde genetic sequence was inadvertently introduced.
A similar sequence was introduced when these experiments were carried out in the K9 family. These dogs, known as Geigers after their enhancement, would sometimes become werewolves. This usually happened when the moon was full. To dispose of them one had to use a silver bullet blessed by a priest.
For genetically enhanced chimps that become monsters, one must use a Magic Bullet – not the blender, mind you, but the kind that has an agent of selectivity, as proposed by DR. Paul Ehrlich.
We genetically enhanced chimps offer bananas as an apology. This is part of our social code.
https://web2.0calc.com/questions/past-post-on-spanish-site-only#r5
So here is your banana.
We chimps also peel and pre-chew them for our infants and juveniles, and moronic idiots, who are too incompetent to do this for their selves.
By the way, bubble brains, my genetic enhancement did not add any “y” chromosomes to my DNA!
