This sounds like the beginning of a commercial for hair care, but only her hair dresser knows for sure.
Rosala's idea is good, except it might make people hungry for an Almond Joy.
I use pine tar mixed with a small amount of used motor oil. Not only does the pine tar keep your hair in place, the motor oil keeps it shiny and lustrous, along with repelling fleas, lice and other cooties. It lasts for months too. In fact, usually two applications will last until my annual bath.
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