Greetings, Your Majesty:
The anniversary of Sir CPhill’s knighthood be the tenth this inst. I remember this well, for it be during a time when ye were considering lobbing off mine head for insolence.
Yea, Sir CPhill, whom His Majesty hath just Knighted, stood as a guard to the chambers of the Knights and did witness the circular pun and the leads to a circular paradox by Sir Cumference.
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By your leave, Sir CPhill.
In your service, Your Majesty.