I think someones been watching too much Henry Danger lately
1: thank god crime rates are down in swellview, which is the only city i protect (camelots a magical realm). Crime occurence rates been down by 5%
2: pipers been annoying us...a lot....by 10%
3: jasper stuck in his jeans has gone down 20%
4: charolettes been doing well at junk n stuff. Products sold rate at junk n stuff has gone up 15%.not bad
now, i have questions for you, titanium rome
1: how do you know me so well? You sound like a stalker
2: i know youre the gadget man here, making all this cool stuff and also the misunderstood man here, who is getting hated all the time. But hey, these gadgets are cool. Maybe i can buy some, for lets see, $250 in swellview currency (swellview currency is 75% of us currency, which means you really get more cash). Maybe i can buy some? Some of mine are outdated, need some upgrades.
3: pledge to never ever tell anyone mine or kid dangers secret identity? And promise to never reveal the secret location of the man cave?