The cigars smell worse too.
. . . Cigars vs Catfood . . .
I don’t know. Some canned cat-foods smell like carrion. My pet vultures become very excited when I open a can. I feed it to them when road kíll isn’t available. The cats won’t eat it and the dogs usually just want to roll in it. The cat-food kibble, on the other hand, smells like dehydrated vomit –it’s more like a warm meal.
There is a Lucky Dog brand in the states, described as: Whole food meals cooked by hand: frozen and shipped in 1 lb packages from South Carolina” At $12 a pound, dogs should like it.
I don’t buy it. I cook for my mutts, adding supplements to optimize the nutrition. On this week’s menu is turkey-bone soup – it’s one of their favorites. One is allergic to poultry, so she has her own personal ham. The cats share in the turkey soup too.
Some of the cats are grateful. One in particular always brings me gifts –such as mice, squirrels, rats, and the occasional rabbit. While I appreciate the thought, I just can’t eat that much and I finally told him I didn’t want any more gifts from him. Later, I read his personal log, he lamented that he had to return the bottle of 1906 Amontillado he bought me for Christmas. In my personal log I wrote, “Me and my big mouth!”
After dinner, the dogs like a drink --a motif of sorts. There is Schnapps for the Schnauzer. For the English sheep dog, it’s Lindisfarne Mead; Aquavit for the Great Dane; then it is Sake for Shih-Tzu; Tequila for the Chihuahua, and Cognac for the French poodle. Next, the most consumed alcohol beverage in the world: Baijiu, this is for the Pekinese, and it rounds out with Vodka for the Siberian husky, dark ale and beer for the Labrador and Rottweiler. The rest are teetotalers. None of my dogs are cheap drunks –that’s for sure.
As you might have noticed, it is a dog’s life around here. :/
As for Lancelot, he usually travels by crate, anyway. He says it’s cheap and he can choose his company. If anyone ever sent him off that way, you can bet he was tricking someone into paying his fair. That chimp is very sneaky!
For Lancelot’s latest extended absences, I’ll have to send a telegram to him to find out why. He has always been a little asocial with humans, but I’ve never seen him antisocial. I will find out though. . . .