Since we're going for long jokes:
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to h**l."
So the engineer reports to the gates of h**l and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ... and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan on the telephone.
"So, how's it going down there in h**l?" God says.
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!" Satan says.
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" God says.
"No way! I like having an engineer on the staff - I'm keeping him!" Satan says.
"Send him back up here or I'll sue!" God says.
Satan laughs crazily and answers:
"Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"