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There once was a group of monks who owned a flower shop. Business is kinda slow, so they travel around the world to find this rare flower. Unbeknownst to them, it was a man-eating plant. Every once in a while, a townsperson would go missing. They didn't know why but eventually found out why the people were missing. They had someone go get the plant, and it ate the person. They had the firefighters go get it, but it ate them all. The police too. Even the armed forces. They told everyone they could about a million dollars for whoever could get rid of the plant. So there's a man named Hugh, and he's pretty poor, so a million dollars is a lot to him. He goes to the monks' shop, walks in, and rips the plant to shreds without getting eaten. The moral of the story is Hugh and only Hugh can stop florist friars. 

My friend added this part:

Somehow the monks got another plant, and of course, they wanted Hugh to save them. He invested all of his money in stock, but then the stocks fell dramatically, so he was poor and couldn't have lunch. He agrees to help the monks again. He walks up to the doors and says "I got this". He walks in and gets eaten! The second moral? You're not Hugh when you're hungry.

There once was a group of monks who owned a flower shop. Business is kinda slow, so they travel around the world to find this rare flower. Unbeknownst to them, it was a man-eating plant. Every once in a while, a townsperson would go missing. They didn't know why but eventually found out why the people were missing. They had someone go get the plant, and it ate the person. They had the firefighters go get it, but it ate them all. The police too. Even the armed forces. They told everyone they could about a million dollars for whoever could get rid of the plant. So there's a man named Hugh, and he's pretty poor, so a million dollars is a lot to him. He goes to the monks' shop, walks in, and rips the plant to shreds without getting eaten. The moral of the story is Hugh and only Hugh can stop florist friars. 

My friend added this part:

Somehow the monks got another plant, and of course, they wanted Hugh to save them. He invested all of his money in stock, but then the stocks fell dramatically, so he was poor and couldn't have lunch. He agrees to help the monks again. He walks up to the doors and says "I got this". He walks in and gets eaten! The second moral? You're not Hugh when you're hungry.

1.     -4x² - 3x + 2  =  0       Here,  a = -4 ,  b = -3 ,  and  c = 2  .

\(x = {-b \pm \sqrt{b^2-4ac} \over 2a} \\~\\ x = {-(-3) \pm \sqrt{(-3)^2-4(-4)(2)} \over 2(-4)} \\~\\ x = {3 \pm \sqrt{9+32} \over -8} \\~\\ x = {3 \pm \sqrt{41} \over -8} \\~\\ x = -\frac{3}{8}\pm\frac{\sqrt{41}}{8}\)

2.     h² + 5h  =  295     This is the equation we need to solve. Subtract  295  from both sides.

h² + 5h - 295  =  0       Now this is a quadratic equation with  x = h,  a = 1 ,  b = 5 ,  and  c = -295  .

\(x = {-b \pm \sqrt{b^2-4ac} \over 2a} \\~\\ h = {-5 \pm \sqrt{5^2-4(1)(-295)} \over 2(1)} \\~\\ h = {-5 \pm \sqrt{25+1180} \over 2} \\~\\ h = {-5 + \sqrt{1205} \over 2}\qquad\text{or}\qquad h = {-5 - \sqrt{1205} \over 2}\)

At this point, lets just plug both of these into a calculator to get

h  ≈  14.86   or   h  ≈  -19.86

h  is a distance, so the answer is  14.86 yards .   

Ahhhh Good Joke! :)

Good Job dude! Thanks! 

Since they form a straight line,

∠AEB + 90° + ∠DEC   =   180°     →     ∠AEB  =  90° - ∠DEC

Since there are  180°  in a triangle,

∠EDC + 90° + ∠DEC  =  180°     →     ∠EDC  =  90° - ∠DEC

Therefore,   ∠AEB  =  ∠EDC   and   triangle AEB is similar to triangle EDC by AA similarity.

So...

AB  =  120/35  *  EC      And  EC = BE

AB  =  120/35  *  BE

And from the Pythagorean theorem,

AB² + BE²  =  120²                              Substitute  120/35  *  BE  in for  AB .

( 120/35  *  BE )²  +  BE²  =  120²

576/49  *  BE²  +  BE²  =  14400

BE²( 576/49 + 1)  =  14400

BE   =   √[ 14400 / (576/49 + 1) ]   =  33.6

[ 14 * 9 ] - [ 12 * 8 ]  =

[ 126 ] - [ 96 ]  =

30 sq ft

Volume =  base area * height  / 3...so we have.....

24  = 9 * height / 3

24  =  3 * height       divide both sides by 3

8  =  height   [ in feet ]

100-109, and then every ten, up to 190 so it's at 19

skip to 990 and it adds 19 every hundred, so it's at 171 ((19*8)+19)

there are no others after that because it goes to 999, so the answer is option D.

f(x)=x^3−96x^2+400

The number of complex zeroes is either 2 or 0

Look at the graph :   https://www.desmos.com/calculator/eodpv407b2

There are 3 real roots....so.....no roots are complex

yes i was going to say c but CPhill is too fast..

Good Joke :P

This is the second one.

So the final result is     x² - 5x - 15 - 43 / [ x - 3 ]

y  =  - 2 ( x - 2 )²  +  2          is the graph of  y = x²

translated  2  units  right,

stretched vertically by a factor of  2 ,

Reflected over the  x - axis,        and

translated  2  units up

40 x 20 x 5  =  4000  cu ft 

How many Auburn freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero, it is a sophomore course.

Cube side length =

Cube root [ volume ]  =

Cube root [ 27 cubic yards ]  =

3 yards