... Also, it’s easy to tell these rants are emotionally charged outbursts. Getting near them is reminiscent of studying the remains of bloated animals in mid-state decomposition –they will often explode, covering the examiner in putrid gore. This is, by far, worse than being skunked.
Lancelot Link told me of how he’d brave the crocodiles to swim across to the south side of the Congo River to study the Bonobo chimpanzees. Bonobos are much less aggressive than us regular chimps, but they will poke you up the ass every chance they get, and especially if you turn your back on them: it’s their version of make love, not war. Lancelot said he preferred the war. LOL
Lancelot made a high-security chastity belt so he could keep his ass intact while continuing his studies of the Bonobos. I might need one of these, if the group of sub-moron English dialect speakers increases in number. It looks like EP might have needed one of them. LovinLife sounds like a good name for a Bonobo.
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