One great thing about Hubble’s law is it e x p a n d s my a n s w e r, too – no need for me to do it. :)
Nauseated - it sounds like you need a tardis for a closet. I thought only women were supposed to have closet problems :/
Years ago, I often confused telephone booths for TARDISes. To keep it from becoming a total loss, I used the phone to call my feminine side. As you might expect I always got a busy signal -- and lost my dime, too. One time, the phone started ringing as I entered the booth. I answered, and, lo and behold, it was my feminine side calling. She wanted me to do something about Fibber McGee's closet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FGC68YcwM#t=13