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Mar 28, 2014
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Pale Blue Moon
By Biteme Troll
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This is one reason I became a Professional Troll.

You correct a mistake and make a funny joke on the funny users name, the moderator jumps your a*s as if you lobed a grenade in the room. Kamikaze Rom the error master shoves a grenade up your “behind” to finish you off.

You then apologize. I know your apology is an extreme form of sarcasm because finding an apologetic Russian, who isn’t standing before a firing squad, is less likely than finding a polite “East” German. It was brilliant, but it seemed too real. No one got it.

You should have said “Now it will be for me to fly to the Blue Moon, after you BITE ME!”
This keeps the apologetic tone then conveys the sarcasm as a surprise. It is like tweaking your girlfriends nose after kissing her. In that instance you will get slapped. Here, you will get virtual a*s jumps and grenades shoved up your “behind.” But it is great!

“Bite me” in English is funny. Americans and some Australians will get it. It is close to and just as funny as your “укусить меня” but the translation is lost. Literally, it is closer to “Чью по этому.” But you have to use the English.

You should join the Professional Troll Association. There are strict rules you have to follow, but it will help with your English. Melody and Rom are the largest posters here. Until today, I didn’t target them because… Well because I did not know what post to pick. Think of a lion in the vast hunting ground of zebras. Which one do you pick? The white zebra with the black stripes or the Black zebra with the white stripes? Too much choice. Eventually, the lion makes a decision. The lion has lunch, but the zebra does not like it much.

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Mar 28, 2014
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I like Serena:
Irreverent Statistic:

What is the probability that "I like Serena" will make a comment on a question that either states the obvious or is trivial and useless.



My preferred mode of operation is to state the obvious, which then leads to ooh and aah - now I understand!
This is usually how mathematics works: once you see it, it is obvious and in retrospect you can't understand why you didn't see it before.
Ah well, often it helps if someone points out the obvious.



Re: statistics Obvious
by Obvious Troll
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Postby I like Serena " Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:32 pm
My preferred mode of operation is to state the obvious, which then leads to ooh and aah - now I understand!
This is usually how mathematics works: once you see it, it is obvious and in retrospect you can't understand why you didn't see it before.
Ah well, often it helps if someone points out the obvious.
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Are you sure they are not saying "I understand" just to shut you up? That is "Shut your Pi hole" in math speak.

Your "preferred mode of operation is to state the obvious?" Statistically, your preferred mode of operation is to post "stamps of approval" like a tomcat spraying his territory. This is now obvious and in retrospect you can't understand why you didn't see it before.

Your tomcat behavior indicates, obviously, you are a late teenage to early 20s male.
But on this post http://web2.0calc.com/questions/ap-stat-please-help
you say, "If you register with this link, you'll give me a brownie point."

A brownie is a member of an organization for preteen girls. This is very confusing (not obvious). So maybe you are a preteen girl. The Professional Troll Association rules forbid trolling young children. If it is just your wish then the rules are not applicable.

Statistically Obvious by Obvious Troll
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Mar 28, 2014
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натали:

С одного поля собрали по 45 ц пшеницы с гектара, а с другого - по 35 ц с гектара. Всего было собрано 1900ц. На следующий год урожайность первого поля уменьшилась на 20%, второго на 15%, а весь урожай уменьшился на 330 ц. Найдите площадь каждого поля.



Nuclear Agriculture
By agriUNcultured Troll

Here is a note from Melody the (mother hen) moderator: A quintal is a unit of weight equal to a hundredweight (112 lb) or, formerly, 100 lb.
That is the European unit.

The agricultural units in the Russkii empire are the 100-kilogram centner (центнер) and "centner per hectare". It is an easy mistake to make, as the Russkii skill in agriculture is only slightly better than their skill in operating a nuclear reactor. So the implied low crop yield is an understandable translation culture error. Also, in her Russian translation, she probably did not mean what she said about your mother.

Here is the answer in real Russian, not the internet translated c**p.
From your friendly but agriUNcultured neighborhood Troll.

Обознащчим:
х -плоащдь первого поля у - площадь второго поля
Система уравнений:
45х+40у=1900
(0,8*45)х+(0,85*40)у=1570
Из первого уравнения: 45х=1900-40у
Это значение поставим во второе уравнечие:
0,8*(1900-40у)+(0,85*40)у=1570
1520-32у+34у=1570
2у=1570-1520
2у=50
у-50/2=25
х=(1900-40*25)/45= (1900-1000)/45=900/45=20
Ответ: площадь певрого поля 20 га,площадь второг поля 25 га.

P.S. Please don’t nuke the U.S. I like to visit there sometimes. Personally, I think it is great Crimea rejoined your Russkii empire. They have become whiny crybabies. Putin will tough them up (and give them something real to cry about).
Come to think of it, if you need help with this, it’s not likely your finger is anywhere near the button. But who knows? Maybe it is. укусить меня
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By agriUNcultured Troll
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Mar 28, 2014
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Hi everyone,
There is a lot to report this Thursday/Friday.
Firstly Andre Massow replied to my email and says that he thinks he has fixed the posting problems that people have been having this week. Today there have been many more lower level posts so that is probably the reason. Thank you again to the guest who notified us of this problem. Your exact wording also help Andre pinpoint the problem.
Great answers were delivered by CPhill, Alan, PhDSmith, Redtriangle, Bertie, Samgelinas and Rom. A big thank you to each of you.
Thank yous were given by Ineedhelp, notsomathpro, and Ohnonotmaths. We really like it when people show their appreciation.

We had 8 new people join today (at last count) I don’t normally do this but I have sent each new person a welcoming message. If you left click on your username you will find the message centre. Just click into it. Anyway, welcome to the forum. We hope you learn lots and have fun here.

Web2 BETA Version.
Andre Massow has allowed me to view the beta version of the coming new web site. I should explain to new people that this will be implemented sometime in the foreseeable future. It is not a full working site yet but many of the features are already working. Many of you will be thrilled to know that Andre has included LaTex as well as a Math Formula button. These features will be fantastic. I’ve already sent Andre a letter discussing some of the more obvious pros and cons.
It appears that Andre has omitted the icons in the margin, this is a real concern to me, it is the only way that we can readily recognise info posts etc. I have asked if they can be reinstated. I have also asked if it would be possible to ‘freeze’ some of our info posts at the top of the first page because they are going to disappear very quickly otherwise. This is because there will be a lot less posts per page.
I don’t know is Andre can or will do these things but at least we are communicating.
Here is a little look at the proposed new post page.
140328 beta version new post.JPG

That is probably enough of a wrap on this very wet Sydney evening.
See you next time.
Melody.
Mar 28, 2014

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