I have already written quite a lot for this - they in the sticky topics already - there are actually 2 of them that need amalgamation.
Let me see.
Here is the newest one that I did yesterday
http://web2.0calc.com/questions/information-for-new-people
And here is an older one (second post) that I found afterwards and in some ways it it better.
http://web2.0calc.com/questions/become-a-member-why-would-you-want-to
I don't care if you do not want something stuck to the top of the forum but the idea has grown on me. It would not be written by Andre, it would be written by us and it would not need to fixed for all time it can be edited and moulded as we choose.
It would not be a list of rules - just a welcome message with some helpful hints and some ideas on getting started.
Like information on uploading pictures and using the message centre etc etc.
The one/s that have been written for the forum do not need to be used if they are too formal.
I don't understand the objection but for now I have enough to organise so if you don't want it that is totally fine by me.